Subject	Pay back time!!!!!! Hmmmm
Posted by	Unluky (MO) on April 19, 2004 at 9:39 PM
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In Reply To	Crazy sista dinged my Z with her door...wtf to do? (long) posted by jpark74 on April 19, 2004 at 08:42 PM
Message	Call her everytime her man is there and ask for her when he answers and then say "who da hell is this?" to him. Star 67 your phone first of course. Get a needle from a vet store and then go to bass pro and get a bottle of buck lure or fox cover scent. Fill up the needle and poke it through her weather stripping on her car and spray it all over the place in the car. Lasts for months in a car. find a fresh road kill (this one takes a strong stomach) and get some wire. Crawl under her car at night and tie the road kill up under it real good and near the exhaust. This one also last a long time and you get the added benefit of her looking like an idiot when she takes it to someone to look at it. Crack eggs in the cowl or push in blue cheese. Take dog poo and cram it up under her door handles - this is a one time only shot though. Squirt crazy glue in her locks Call in a dope tip on her car. Put rocks in her hubcaps. Squirt WD-40 on her rotors. Order 25 pizza's for her. Fill out every magazine "bill me later" card you find for her. Call every "call now for free information" add and have it sent to her. Get a Quill lotion box and set it right outside her door when she leaves for the day so people will see it there all day. OK, that is all I have right now....
Follow Ups	Crazy sista dinged my Z with her door...wtf to do? (long) - jpark74 20:42:22 04/19/04 did you at least talk to her?? - hey GotBo0st 20:45:58 04/19/04 Sorry...some background info on this lady - jpark74 20:51:06 04/19/04 then suck it up, buy a dent removal kit (n/m) - hey GotBo0st 20:55:12 04/19/04 and dont park near her if you can help it (n/m) - hey GotBo0st 20:55:57 04/19/04 dent removers suck - mikeyp0771 20:59:26 04/19/04 Do you watch Chappele Show? - Greatfull Zed 21:02:38 04/19/04 Goto Dogdoo.com (n/m) - NX-01 23:14:05 04/19/04 I was actually looking for some creative revenge techniques - jpark74 20:59:08 04/19/04 Re: I was actually looking for some creative revenge techniques - Plan Z 21:13:22 04/19/04 thanx! good stuff... (n/m) - jpark74 21:16:31 04/19/04 No more bologna for me thanks. (n/m) - hoss 23:20:57 04/19/04 superglue her door shut and she won't be able to open it to - boileralum 21:27:44 04/19/04 got some time on your hands? - Z U N L 22:08:21 04/19/04 btw: we, uhm, totally never did that to this guy we hate. (n/m) - Z U N L 22:13:04 04/19/04 caramel squares... - Ballistic 23:45:39 04/19/04 Re: Crazy sista dinged my Z with her door...wtf to do? (long) (n/m) - michaelkih (Dallas) 20:57:55 04/19/04 Pay back time!!!!!! Hmmmm - Unluky (MO) 21:39:17 04/19/04 note to self:don't piss off Unlky(MO) (n/m) - Sportzcoop 21:44:28 04/19/04 LOL - these hillbilly's around here dream up good paybacks! (n/m) - Unluky (MO) 21:57:24 04/19/04 Smells like updog in here... (n/m) - PIRANHA 22:37:01 04/19/04 lol (n/m) - Spee 23:03:19 04/19/04 this ones a real kneeslapper - mousersix 23:10:27 04/19/04 A) move it on up, to the east tower. get a delux apartment - Junxster (NoVA) 00:55:09 04/20/04 that sucks dude. I'm guessing she doesn't know she hit your - Zenn 03:14:20 04/20/04 Oh, and this is why my Z is always in a garage and rarely - Zenn 03:17:42 04/20/04 also, you can rub vaseline all over her windows. that - maxboost83 03:16:13 04/20/04 if your patient.... - frogman682 03:55:51 04/20/04 jelly beans in the gas tank works well (n/m) - Luke@tirerack 07:18:10 04/20/04 you should go kick her boyfriends ass - Nadir(Detroit) 10:00:20 04/20/04
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